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Ron's Twisted World !

Funny Quotes

 

 
 
 

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MOVIE QUOTES

ˇ        Reverend Scott, the hot steam, it's blocking our escape. Susan Shelby (Pamela Sue Martin)… The Poseidon Adventure

ˇ       You’re gonna to need a bigger boat. Roy Scheider… Jaws (1975)

ˇ       If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.  Rip Torn, as he throws a wrench at a player during training… Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

ˇ       “I’ll have what she’s having.” Restaurant customer… When Harry Met Sally

ˇ       “No, Let’s.” Sue Storm’s response to Victor Von Doom’s comment, “let’s not fight” as she throws a force field at him... Fantastic Four

ˇ       “What are you doing to do -- charge me with charge me with smoking” Sharon Stone… Basic Instinct (1992)

ˇ       “Ever been fishing? The bait always dies”  Ethan Hawke…  Taking Lives

ˇ       "Lately your low self-esteem is just good common sense." Cloris Leachman to Tea Leoni… Spanglish (2004)

ˇ       “Just because I don’t trust you doesn’t mean I don’t want to marry you,” Anthony to his fiancé, Just One Time

 

FUN QUOTES

  • "Hillary Clinton says she could've divorced her husband for all his infidelities but decided to get counseling instead. In a related story, Bill Clinton announced the name of his new book is What Does It Take to Get This Woman to Leave Me?"   --  CRAIG KILBORN ON THE LATE LATE SHOW

 

  • "Fans of American Idol are upset with Ryan Seacrest because they say  he's mean to contestants who are kicked off the show. When asked about it, a spokesman for Seacrest said, "Oh my God, I'm a spokesman for Ryan Seacrest." -- Conan O'brien, on Late Night (2005)

 

  • Fox is concerned about the possible fines from the FCC after a scene in last weeks’ The O.C. aired, in which Mischa Barton’s  nipple slipped out of her shirt, most likely in search of food.”-- Amy Poehler, on Saturday Night Live.

 

 

 

 

 

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