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Text Box: For more information on getting to Ronís Place or other exciting destinations throughout the United States, write to: Iím a Gullible Moron, PO 1505, No Way Pueblo, CO 41802 
Text Box: If you get lost (or just feel like talking): 
Call Pizza Hut at 301.913.0606, order a large meat lovers and follow the delivery guy to my place. Or, call me at 301.986.1928. 
Rectangular Callout: Parking (Ronís suggested lot)
Rectangular Callout: Ron Wallach
7500 Woodmont Avenue, #1219 
Bethesda, MD 20814
Phone: 301.986.1928 Fax: 301.560.6666 jaystter@verizon.net RonWallach.com
Rectangular Callout: More parking
Text Box: From metro: Take metro to Bethesda (duh). Take the escalator up just one flight, turn left. Walk through the bus drop off area and veer to the left. You will hit Woodmont Ave. Cross street and you are there: The Chase at Bethesda, 7500 Woodmont Ave.
From DC: Take Wisconsin Avenue, make a left on Old Georgetown. The Hyatt will be on your left. If you leave before 1985, the Hot Shoppes will be on your right. Make a left at the second light onto Woodmont Avenue. At the second light I will be on the right (at least my building will be). The Chase at Bethesda - 7500 Woodmont Ave.
From VA: Take 495 to Old Georgetown exit, towards Bethesda. Travel about 2.5 miles then make a right onto Woodmont Ave (you will have to turn because the street becomes a one way street). At the second light I will be on the right (at least my building will be). The Chase at Bethesda - 7500 Woodmont Ave.
From MD: Oh please, itís Bethesda, you know where that is.
From Japan: Fly to National, Dulles or BWI and take one of the above directions.
Parking: Wait let me stop laughing first Ö Ok, here goesÖparking is not that easy. Right after you pass my building make a right into the parking lot. Donít laugh many have missed the turn. If you hit Montgomery Ave you have passed it and the One Way Street Gods will take you on a journey beyond your wildest dreams to get you back to where you were 5 seconds ago. The lot is small. If you get a spot, be sure to sign in at the desk in the lobby. 
If the lot is full see above map for parking lot suggestions. There is also plenty of off street parking, though it fills up, too. If you park at a meter, READ the meter, Bethesda likes to have later meter hours than most suburbs.  Itís our little townís largest revenue producer, just behind corn, diamonds, tobacco and lobbyists. 
suburbs.  Itís our little townís largest revenue producer, just behind corn, diamonds, tobacco and lobbyists. 
 
suburbs.  Itís our little townís largest revenue producer, just behind corn, diamonds, tobacco and lobbyists. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
urbs. Itís our little townís largest revenue producer, just behind corn, diamonds, tobacco and lobbyists.
Text Box: Directions (or Odyssey) to Ronís Place