Born,
Irving Grossman from Great Neck, NY, don’t let Fluffy’s dough eyes and fluffy coat fool you. Fluffy is a killer.
He joined the mob after a hit went bad and took out the rest of his litter.
Background:
Fluffy
and Milo met in grad school at MIT. They roomed together for two years (14 years for cats), before Fluffy was expelled when
he was caught falsifying school records, selling exams, extortion, and scratching the furniture in the undergrad library.
While
it was never proven, it was also rumored that Fluffy was the mastermind behind what was later to be tagged by the media as “Yellow
Sunday” where 157 carpets were hit in Boston -- all in one day.
Leaving
MIT, Fluffy met up with some fast moving cats from the wrong side of the tracks. Lured in with Fancy Feasts and loose pussycats,
Fluffy quickly rose up the ranks of the New England organized crime scene.
Fluffy’s
murderous spree began with smaller creatures including stalking and killing mice, rats and birds. Eventually this taste for
blood and the money from the criminal life would lead to murdering his own -- cats.
Anyone
that stood in Flurry’s way was “taken care of.” Fluffy ordered the murder of over 45 cats (at 9 lives per
cat, that comes to 405 lives). Fluffy tried to bring his college friend, Milo
into this life of crime, but she said no.
Understanding
the path Fluffy was taking would only lead to more loss of life and property, and not thinking of her own safety, Milo, when
in undercover. Working closely with the Boston Police, the FBI and PETA, Milo wore a wire and collected evidence on Fluffy.
Knowing Fluffy couldn’t resist a little tail, Milo pretended to be Fluffy’s maul. Unfortunately, Fluffy’s
cousin, Snowflake had an in at PETA and learned of Milo’s involvement and tipped off Fluffy. Getting wise to Milo’s
infiltration of the mob, Fluffy ordered to have Milo put to sleep. But with catlike reflexes, Milo’s escaped with just
minor scratches. Unfortunately in the catfight that followed, Snowflake was killed in the crossfire. Something Fluffy
blamed Milo for and would seek revenge.
Fluffy
was brought to justice. Although he was collared, he was let out on a technicality (and to pottie). To this day Fluffy has
been hunting Milo down like a rat, but to no avail. Fluffy has a variety of aliases, including, Kitty Kitty, Tiger, Mr. Ruffles
and Dr. Louis Ackermann. He is wanted in 34 states and over 125 foreign countries.
Living off he proceeds of investments from racketeering, Fluffy enjoys the finer things he life. He is prown
to tuna and Norwegian salmon, fine wines and cold water, and likes getting scratched behind the left ear and on the head.
His addiction to Catnip, that started back in his college days, is a habit that has kept him on the fringes of society and in a life of crime to sustain these pricy “fixes.”
If
you see this killer on the streets or in an alley, do NOT try to apprehend him yourself. He is a cold-blooded killer. He had
been trained in seven deadly martial arts, lethal with a sword, an expert with ammunitions and explosives and he still has
his rear claws. Additionally he is skittish around children and hates loud noises.
If you are ever unlucky enough for come eye to eye with this
most wanted criminal, and are backed into a corner authorities suggest you either bark like a dog or rub his tummy.
